Sports Hub gets the Celtics Broadcast

As each day passes I am in amazement that WEEI is still afloat.  Yes I get the argument from Callahan on WEEI that they wont lose much add revenue, because not many people listen to the Celtics on the radio and the team could be pretty bad next year.  But my rebuttal is, how long will they be bad for?  I hope not long,  I say a year or two and then they could be competitive.  But not just the broadcast of the games, we are also talking about all the sponsorships, Celtics guests and overall good PR from being the home of the Celtics as well as the Bruins and Patriots.  It's completely crazy how that station has fallen off the map.  How can WEEI get any Celtics guests anymore if they dropped out from broadcasting their games? Seriously how?  I honestly feel bad for anyone who works there..... well except those old racist dinosaurs Dennis & Callahan.  Screw them.

I need to hire Jay-Z as my agent

The big news today in the baseball world, other than the Atlanta Braves/Milwaukee Brewers girl fight last night and the Yankee elimination party is the rumor that Robinson Cano is looking for a 10 year 305 million dollar contract.  HOLY SHIT!!!! that is insane. Honestly I think he gets the money from some team, because if Pujols can get 10 years at 250? what's 10 @ 305 for someone who can not only hit but also field.  Granted there is no way he'll play 2nd base thru that whole contract, but still you can see a team being drunkenly stupid and going forward with this deal.  Lets be honest this is going to be a pissing contest between the Dodgers and the Yankees.  So what do you think is going to happen?  At this moment in time I say the Yankees bite the bullet and give Cano this deal or something similar and then over the offseason they pull of a shady trade with some other team and get rid of Sabathia or Texeiera.  I mean they say they are going to cut money right? so lets see if they stick to their word.  Either way, the Jigga will totally dominate the sports agent game if we can get Cano this deal.

Former Crack Dealer, Future Sports Agent Guru

Cheese Donut. That's all you got Indonesia?

This is why America is #1 when it comes to basically everything.  Indonesia thinks they can compete with America in crazy fast food by just dropping a bunch of shredded chesse on top of a glazed donut, meanwhile here in America we are using glazed donuts as bread and stuffing eggs, bacon sausage and cheese in between them.  I honestly think it would take someone from Indonesia 15 years to think of that. 

 

 

 

PS. That's 10,000 Indonesia Rupees not 10.00.  Don't worry I did the math for you.  its 87 cents in real America money.  This of course means the quality of coffee and donut has to be made from the freshest ingredients.

Have the playoffs started yet?

Honestly it is just incredible what the Red Sox have done this season, but the regular season is for losers like Peyton Manning and A-Rod.  Lets get this shit started already. I'm looking forward to staying up until 1am every day during the month of October watching the Sox.  I'm probably lose most of my hair and have a stroke or two but I get all tingly inside thinking that this team could potentially win the World Series trophy in a few weeks.  And in case you were not excited yet.....

Cleveland!

Chick-fila-a hating the gays and the Cleveland Browns.  Just Hilarious!

TV Station apologizes for putting the Jaguars on TV

I feel for the people of Jacksonville. The team is so bad that TV stations are mocking you.  Granted I know this tv station is in Orlando, but that is basically like a TV station in Springfield mocking the Patriots broadcast, which I bet probably happened in the doom and gloom days of the early 90's.  As a Patriots fan I have been in the same shoes as Jacksonville.  I mean in the early 90's our team sucked and the team was constantly threatening to leave town.  However with the Jaguars the writing is on the wall that they are going to move.  I'm pretty sure Goddell made them play their ridiculous schedule so they could go 0-16 and he can move the team to L.A.  Lastly as horrible as the Pats were in the early 90s I don't think they begged the fans to come to the stadium with cheesy commercials like this:

Yet Another Mass Shooting

Of course this is an awful thing, bug sadly we as Americans are starting to accept this as a common occurrence. When I first heard about this I was not even that shocked, it was almost as I just accepted that this is the world I live in.  But how have we come to this point?  Of course we could blames guns or gun control but that has not got us anywhere.  So honestly what can we do as a society to prevent crazy shit like this from happening?  It's going to get to the point where if you go to the supermarket after dark in suburbia you are putting your life on the line.  Its completely fucking crazy.  I just want this madness this stop because I am sick and fucking tired of accepting a "mass shooting" as just another story in the daily news cycle.

Drunk Mexican Guy tries to enter America as a chili pepper

I know times are fucking rough, in Mexico so I don't blame this guy. Come to think of it I'd probably do the same thing if I was him.  I know I wouldn't have the money to pay for a coyote and if I did I wouldn't trust any of them.  Anytime I watch a Nat Geo or Discovery Channel special about immigration the coyotes always ditch their clients ( I guess you call them that right???) in the middle of the desert to die of starvation or dehydration.  Really outstanding citizens.  Also I'd be too much of a wuss to work for the cartel and move heroin or coke or meth across the border.  So ya I can see how this makes sense.  But shit that hangover the next day! holy hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! waking up in the truck with a billion chili peppers and no water, advil or toilet.  I don't know I might just stay in Mexico.

WTF! Kiss owns an Arena Football Team?????

Today the inevitable news that Tebow was offered a contract by an arena football team has been in the news, but the thing that caught my attention is the team is the Los Angeles KISS, and yes they are partially owned by Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.  I guess if you are old and have money why the hell not, I guess.  But what is it about the arena league and aging rockers? A few years ago Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora owned a team in Philadelphia and then they got out of it because the league folded for a year.  I mean these guys are not doing it to make money, because they'll most likely lose money. I can see Gene talking to Paul about this investment: " I cant drink or do drugs anymore, golf sucks, I don't wanna hunt and be associated w/ the Ted Nugent asshole, Tyler got the Idol gig, fuck it Paul let's buy an arena league team."  and then Paul said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, can you hear me Los Angeles!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PS.  I definitely can see Sully Erna from Godsmack buying an Arena Football team basing them in Lowell and calling them the Lowell Godsmacks. Just give it another ten years.

Tebow's new boss

 

 



We should of gotten Anquan Bolden Felgah! Kenbrell Thompkins sucks!

Of course we should of gotten Anquan Bolden, we also should of gotten Calvin Johnson, Jordy Nelson and Victor Cruz too.  Listen right now, the Patriots wide receiver/tight end situation scares the living shit out of me, enough that I am having nightmares.  But to say we should of gotten Anquan Bolden is driving me nuts.  The 49ers got him for a 6th round pick, if the Patriots offered the 49ers a second round pick, I still don't think the Ravens move him to a conference rival.  1st round pick, maybe but I don't think the Pats would ever dream of doing that.  I know Bolden is a very good player, but the production he had yesterday will be nearly impossible to keep up.  Beside two years ago Green Bay was the worst defensive team in the league, last year they were 11th.  Big improvement yes, but who knows if the Green Bay Defense improves or goes back to 2011 levels in 2013.  As for Kenbrell Thompkins, yes he did not have  the greatest game, but he was not a complete abortion yesterday either.  We need to remember the guy was an undrafted free agent.  I still think he will turn out to be OK, not great, but if he becomes our #3-#4 guy after Amendola, Edeleman and Gronk (when he comes back) that would be fine by me.  The BIG IF though is if all of those guys can stay healthy.

The Rays had a 2 hour commute to Oakland last week and Joe Maddon found it nostalgic

Well this explains why the Rays have gone down the shitter lately. You get stuck in a 2 hour traffic jam and your boss says "its nostalgic".  Seriously Joe, cut the shit.  You know it sucked, and the reason your team didn't stay in Oakland even tough the Bay Bridge was closed is because if you stay overnight at a hotel in Oakland you are gambling with your life.  Someone in the Rays organization fucked up big time, so don't try to cover it up and say you enjoyed sitting in traffic.  Joe Maddon is such an asshole.

Ok how many assholes are present? Ok I'm here so that's 1.

2013 NFL NFC Preview

If you missed yesterday's AFC Preview go here.  Otherwise be prepared to get your socks blown off with this upcoming NFC Preview!!!!!!!!!!!!!  As we all know the NFC is 10X better than the AFC, I honestly think any team could make the superbowl in this division besides Arizona and I would not be shocked.  Speaking of Arizona when the hell is Larry Fitzgerald ever going to leave there.  I have erotic fantasies of him and brady playing together for the Patriots.  Boner Jam!  Ok back to the preview.

NFC East

Redskins 10-6
Giants 9-7
Cowboys 7-9
Eagles 6-10

This division is probably the toughest one for me to call. But I'm taking the Redskins just because they have the best QB.  It will be either the Skins or the Giants.  The Cowboys are just an annoying hemorrhoid. they are always somewhat in the race and they are always on TV so we have to stare at Jerry Jones ugly face.  I wish they would move the Cowboys to London. I think asking Chip Kelly to turn around Philly in one year is just too much to ask for,  you need to give him at least a year and see what happens.  Who knows if Philly will have the patience.  I do like the Chip Kelly hire though, but he needs a QB to build w/, I don't know if Vick is his guy.

NFC North

Packers 12-4
Bears 9-7
Vikings 6-10
Lions 5-11

Aaron Rodgers is to fucking good for the Packers not to run away with this division.  The Lions are a joke.  The Bears might,,,, might give the Packers a run but everyone on that team has to outperform.  Lastly I would find it hard to believe that AP could carry the Vikings back to the playoffs again.

NFC South

Saints 11-5
Falcons 11-5#
Buccaneers 6-10
Panthers 4-12

The Saints and the Falcons will meet twice this season and I highly recommend you take the over in those games.  I envision two games w/ scores of 45-41 and 52-49.  I'm giving the Saints the edge because Sean Payton is back and the whole team will be pissed off and ready to go.  The Falcons will be an offensive force still with Matt Ryan at QB and they will make the playoffs, but just don't count on Matt Ryan for anything in the playoffs.  Remember he went to BC, and anyone who goes to BC never amounts to anything when they are in any type of pressure situation. The Buccaneers, I don't even know what to say about them.  The guy from Rutgers is their coach, he probably has another year after this before he gets shit canned at is the head coach of the Eastern Michigan University Eagles.  The Panthers.  They have Cam Newton, but the rest of the team sucks.  I like Cam, he's a hell of a player, but I think best case scenario for the Panthers is 8-8.
NFC West

49ers  12-4
Seahawks 10-6#
Rams 8-8
Cardinals 3-13

The 49ers take this one and the Seahawks make the playoffs.  The Rams will be mediocre and the Cardinals will be a disgrace to the game of football.  Speaking of which, when people say that Kurt Warner is a borderline HOF'er I say FUCK THAT. This man took the fucking ARIZONA CARDINALS to the superbowl! the CARDINALS! that will never again happen in my lifetime.  For that Warner should be a 1st ballot HOF'er.  Lastly I hate Pete Carroll.  I hope it all implodes on Seattle this year, but I think they have to much talent for that to happen.

NFC Wild Card

Redskins over Falcons
Saints over Seahawks

NFC Divisional

Saints over Packers
49ers over Redskins

NFC Championship

Saints over 49ers

 

 

AND NOW YOUR SUPERBOWL 48 PREDICTION (A rematch of Super Bowl 44)

 



And the result will be the same.  Imagine two dome teams playing the Super Bowl in an outdoor stadium in the cold? that would be pretty cool to watch.

 

Saints 27

Colts 24

2013 NFL AFC Preview

Its here ladies and gentlemen, the start of the 2013 NFL season.  As a Patriots fan, I am just excited to talk and watch X's and O's rather than talk about murder investigations.  To say the off season sucked would be kind, it was probably the worst off season in NFL history.  However the Patriots are still one of the contenders for the 2013 Lombardi Trophy. All in all there is no way in hell these predictions below will be correct.

AFC East

Patriots 10-6
Bills 8-8
Dolphins 7-9
Jets 2-14

The Patriots should take this division easily. The Bills will be better than people think, but they wont be great.  Miami will be worse than people think and the Jets will an absolute shit show.

AFC North

Steelers 10-6
Ravens 10-6#
Bengals 9-7
Browns 5-11

This is one of the toughest divisions in football.  I honestly feel bad for the Browns.  How can you ever rebuild if you are in this division.  Stay Strong Cleveland.  Big Ben is a complete piece of crap, but he still is a very good QB, plus the Steelers have a very good coach.  A lot of people are writing off the Steelers but I don't see it.  It will be them and the Ravens in a dogfight for the division, but right now I saw the Steelers have a slight edge.  The Ravens D is still strong, but I don't know if Flacco can keep up his performance from last  year.  However the Ravens will get a wildcard spot. Lastly a lot of people have been jerking off the Bengals, but people forget Marvin Lewis is there coach and he sucks, so someone they'll fuck up and miss the playoffs.

AFC South

Colts 11-5
Texans 9-7
Titans 5-11
Jaguars 4-12

The Colts will continue to improve this year.  I think not only will Andrew Luck continue to do well, but Chuck Pagano is back after his battle with cancer and he will have a HUGE effect on their defense.  This guy came from Baltimore so he knows defense.  The Texans are going to sputter out this year and miss the playoffs.  Matt Schaub is mediocre and if Arian Foster gets hurt they are screwed.  They have guys like JJ Watt on defense, but one guy can't carry a team. And their coach is Gary Kubiak who fucking sucks, so I say they miss the playoffs this year and they can his ass.  The Titans and the Jaguars, who the fuck cares, they wont be good that's all I know.

AFC West

Broncos 11-5
Chiefs 10-6#
Chargers 7-9
Raiders 3-13

The Broncos will have a great season but the playoffs is another story.  The Chiefs are my surprise out of nowhere team that makes the playoffs this year.  If Alex Smith just manages the game and Jamal Charles stays healthy they could potentially pull off 10 wins.  A new coach, who even though is falling out at Philly was rough, he still is a better coach than 50% of the league and they have some decent talent on that team already.  I know its a longshot, but what the hell that's why it is a prediction. I just had to look up if Norv Turner finally got fired from the Chargers.  He did.  No idea why that took so long.  He wasted so much talent in San Diego and now that talent is getting older.  I say they have a mediocre year and in two years Philip Rivers is out of the league.  The Raiders will fire their coach 1/2 through the season, just because that's what the Raiders do.

AFC Wild Card

Steelers Over Ravens
Patriots Over Chiefs

AFC Divisional

Steelers over Broncos
Colts over Patriots

AFC Championship

Colts over Steelers

Tomorrow NFC Preview and Super Bowl Prediction.

Menino says Detroit sucks Leyland tells him to shut the fuck up

http://www.mlive.com/tigers/index.ssf/2013/09/jim_leyland_on_boston_mayor_he.html

Who does Leyland think he is? I mean it's not like menino is speaking lies here. Detroit is a shithole, Boston is a beacon of america imperialism. Detroit should take some examples from us on how to run a city without going bankrupt. Menino would have Detroit back on its feet in 5 years. I don't understand why menino apologized, if anything Leyland should apologize to menino. A simple "mayor menino spoke the truth and I overreacted" would be enough in my opinion. 

PS. Why do people from Detroit defend the city so much? I'm pretty sure if I was from there id say "yep place is fucked up" but no all you hear is "it's not that bad" um no sir that's incorrect.

Jared Sullinger arrested

This is not how I think Ainge saw the rebuilding process starting.  Sullinger will most likely get a restraining order, pay a fine and get a 5-10 game suspension from the league.  Either way it's tough to root for a guy who beats women. And on top of that you need to start worrying about if this guy has a drinking or drug problem.  I mean when people do this type of harm to someone they are usually under the influence of something.  I mean the guy is 21 years old with a lot of money to burn.  So all the people that bitch about Rondo being a pain in the ass, you are right but at least he does not beat up women (as of this blog posting, you never know with these guys).  All in all I think our boy Rick pitino said it best:

Tomase is a fucking hack

One of the reasons I started this blog was because of the constant negativity from Boston's sports writers and radio hosts.  Well here ladies and gentlemen is another steaming pile of shit by John Tomase I bet this guy had the biggest boner when the Sox lost 3-0 to one of the best teams in baseball yesterday.  And if you actually watched the game it was just an aggravating baseball loss.  Lackey was pitching great, but the Sox couldn't score any runs and I believe they hit into three double plays.  It always sucks to lose, but this is baseball and shit like that is going to happen.  So after this team goes 7-3 in their last 10, Tomase sees an opportunity to take a shit in the punchbowl. And this fucking guy is fat, so that was one stinky shit in the punchbowl. Honest to fuck, this is the only way these guys now how to write.  Also this is the same shithead who can not cover the Patriots anymore because he wrote a piece of garbage story saying the Pats cheated against the Rams in SB 36, which turned out to not be truth.  This ugly asshole just made it up.  I honestly do not know how this guy still can have a job in sports journalism. Let alone a job in Boston.

Voted ugliest man in sports journalism seven years in a row. Congrats John!