Everyone on the Rays pitching staff is on PED’s

First things first.  Joe Maddon is an asshole. The guy thinks he invented baseball.  And every time I see him wearing those glasses thinking he’s Buddy Holly it makes my blood boil.  Good! glad I got that one of the way.  Now onto the Rays pitching staff and this special “stretching” program that was mentioned in the baseball preview issue of Sports Illustrated.  There is no argument that the Rays pitching staff is the reason they have turned things around since the beginning of their horrid existence, but what makes their pitching staff so much different than everyone else's.  The SI piece claimed that their stretching program was the reason that they have had all these top pitching prospects and the reason their pitchers hardly ever break down.  This is a complete crock of shit! These guys are all on some crazy PED that we don’t even know about yet.  I mean if it is just a stretching program can’t teams that actually have money like the Red Sox, Dodgers and Phillies just hire the best stretching program guy and BOOM! Problem solved?  I’m betting Maddon has some connection down in Cuba that is sending these guys the best undetectable PED's and that is the root cause for the Rays pitching staff being so good the past 6 years.

 

PS. Lots of nut-swinging on the Rays recent hot streak.17-2 in the last 19.  That’s nice, but look who they have played: Astros, White Sox, Twins and Blue Jays.  If that is the Red Sox last 19 they go 19-0.  I predict we take 3 of 4 in this series.