They still can't find the gun????

I cant fucking believe this asshole might get away with it. 

Aaron Hernandez is the stupidest fucking criminal in the history of life.  Renting a car, killing a guy a ½ mile from his house, security cameras of himself at his own home….. I could go on and on and on, but then you read this story and you learn that they still have not found the murder weapon, which I think means they can not convict him of the murder.  I mean I’m not a legal expert, but I’m pretty sure you need the murder weapon to convict.  Because right now there were 3 guys at the scene of the murder. One dude says he was asleep in the car (ok buddy) and then Hernandez and another outstanding citizen from Bristol, CT.  Of course one of these a-holes did it, but we don’t know who. (Personally I think the sonofabitch did it)  but just the thought that Hernandez could potential walk away from a murder charge is infuriating, it’s almost as bad as hearing 3 people from new Jersey won the powerball yesterday.

Murder weapon? who me?

 

One pitch strikeout

Well this is a good way to speed up the game.  I like it.  Drive me fucking bananas when batters take forever to get in the batters box for a pitch.  I have the attention span of a gnat, but Im a big baseball guy and the game crawls at a snails pace sometimes that I question why I am even watching the game.  I am 115% on board w/ this.  This should be a bigger priority than instant replay.

Dr. Cheech Gupta

its 2013. How is weed still illegal?       
I think we can all agree that we have a billion more problems in this world than some hippies taking bong hits.  We all know Nixon made this stuff illegal in the 1^st place to pissed off the hippies, now it is not illegal because a) the government would lose millions of jobs because  they are constantly busting people for weed,  b) so many lobbyists from the alcohol industry want it to stay illegal because once weed is legal they will lose a HUGE market share and c) the pharm industry would also lose millions of dollars because instead of taking Prozac people will be smoke jibba. I feel in civilized places like the east and west coast we have made progress but there is still a huge majority of people who still want it illegal.  Honest to shit let the free market decide, Big govt should nt tell us if we can or can not have our weed. 


PS. once Dr.OZ shares the opinion as Dr. Gupta forget about it game over.  Once Dr. Oz speaks all the soccer moms get on board and that is an army no one wants to fuck with

Time to talk Sox

70 wins w/ 46 games left to play.  The reason I am writing that is because last year the Sox won 69 games total.  Unbelievable turnaround so far by this team.  Fun to watch, they never give up and now we could potentially make a run for the World Series trophy.  I’m starting to smell another butchered Menino speak and a duckboat parade.  I never thought that was possible at the start of the year.  I said 79 wins at the beginning of the year.  That does not look like it is going to happen and never in my life has it felt so good to be so completely wrong.

Anyway the Sox have a 2.5 lead over the Rays for 1^st in the AL East.  The division title is so much more important now because of the 1 game wildcard playoff.  I don’t think I could survive watching the Red Sox in a one game playoff.  Way too much anxiety , I’ll be sweating, swearing and sharting myself for 33-4 straight hours and that is just not a good situation for anyone in my household.  So 46 games left and I think we need b/w 95-98 wins to lock up the division. That means 25-28 more wins or a 54%-61% winning percentage the rest of the way. 

Now let’s look at the remaining schedule and see if this is possible.

Royals:                  4 games away
Giants:                  3 games away
Dodgers:              3 games away
White Sox:          3 games home
Tigers:                   3 games home
Rockies:               2 games away
Orioles:                 6 games home, 3 games away
Yankees:              6 games home, 4 games away
Blue Jays:            3 games home, 3 games away
Rays:                     3 games away

I’m thinking we can grab 26 of these, so that makes the magic number 96.  Each Thursday I will keep a tab of how close we are to that magic # and if it is realistic.  I might also start keeping an eye on what the Rays need to do to catch us.  Buckle down everyone, should be a hell of a ride. 

 

 

Mark McGwire wishes he was never part of the PED era

"You know, that's a tough question. Wish I was never part of it. Obviously, you wish there were things in place earlier, but they were put in 2003 so let's hope and pray this is the end of it. Everybody, especially the players, don't want any more part of it. Just hope this is the end of it."

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllllsssshhiiitttttt  Get out of here buddy. If it was not for your constant roid cycles you would have been out of the league very early guy.  I mean does anyone remember this guy playing 1^st base? He was a trainwreck.  The year McGwire hit 70 home runs (1998) he had 12 errors, the next year he hit 65 homers but had 13 errors.  To put that in perspective Mike Napoli has played 97 games so far this season at 1^st and he has 5 errors.  AND!!! This is the most games ever Napoli has ever played at 1^st.  In today’s MLB no way McGwire has a job because he cant fucking play the field.  He’d be lucky to get a DH gig w/ a team like the Blue Jays for the veteran minimum. 

Mexico! Watch Out….. Part Dos

The WAFFLE TACO!  God this looks gross.  Anything from Taco bell looks gross, but in order to get back our fattest country in the world title from Mexico we need to start eating a lot more calories with our 1^st meal of the day, because clearly donuts, muffins and hash browns ain’t cutting it.  So you start off your day w/ the waffle taco and then for lunch you head to Dunks for your pretzel sandwich.  Now we just need one of our great American fast food joints to come up w/ a high calorie dinner.  I’m thinking two slices of cheese pizza with pulled pork in the middle of it.  Slap on some BBQ sauce on that mofo and there you go.  Call in the Pulled Pizza sandwich.  Dominoes, call me.

Boston Strong Defined

Boston Strong Defined

Hells YES!!!!!!! Never been more proud than now to be from Boston than I am right now.  Seriously nothing is keeping this city down.  You terrorist bastards tried to ruin one of the city’s best days of the year and we come back and make a statement “ NO Effn Way!!!” We are coming back next year with even more runners.