Texas!

This is just another reason why I would have no problem w/ Texas deciding to become their own country.  I mean this video right here proves the overall stupidity of their inbred state.  “I hit the reset button before my last frame” ON THE WAY TO A PERFECT GAME!!!!!!!! I think this fuck up by Lou Walker here is worse than a combo of the Bill Buckner error and the Grady Little game combined. Focus Lou! Also I think Lou needs to maybe start a new hobby like I don’t know, running on a treadmill.

PS. The announcer is a doofus.

4 year old Mayor Relected

The worst part about this is this cocky son of a bitch actually talks better than  Menino.  I would take this kid over Menino 8 days a week.

I don’t get why everyone has the biggest hard-on for Johnny Manziel

Or as they say “Johnny Football”.  1^st things 1^st I fucking hate that nickname.  Why is he so special to be named Johnny Football?  Because he has a hot girlfriend and won the Hiesman?  You know who else had a hot girlfriend? Lyle Lovett.  What the fuck is that guy doing know?  And you know someone else who won the Heisman? Jason White.  That guy now works at the deli counter at Shaw's in Canton.  I know because I was there yesterday.  I Know I know I’m being a hater, but what the fuck has this kid done?  I mean he beat Alabama at Alabama.  That is impressive , I’ll give him that.  And the Cotton Bowl performance was pretty ballsy, but it wasn’t even a BCS bowl.  I don’t even know who A&M played in that game.  (Note they played Oklahoma.  good win, but still the Bama win is more impressive)  The media builds up this guy like the 2^nd coming of Brady.  I don’t even care about the off the field stuff.  The whole getting paid for autographs is criminal….. on the part of the NCAA!!!!!!!! And I could care less if he smokes a joint or two.  But lets stick to football here because that is all that the NFL cares about.  (Well that and don’t kill a guy during the offseason) I just checked out the 2014 mock draft on Walter Football and he has Teddy Bridgewater from Louisville and Tajh Boyd from Clemson ahead of Johnny Football in next years draft.  So I think we should be talking about these guys more than Johnny freaking football.  I mean bridgewater shocked the football world by beating Florida in the Sugar Bowl this past January.  NO ONE saw that coming and he was on fire against the Gators.   Lastly Teddy Bridgewater dressed in drag so he’d probably be a huge hit in the gay community.  This is more of a shocker to me than a college QB from a powerhouse program having a hot girlfriend.  I mean you are the college QB on a national powerhouse!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND!!!!! Now dress in drag???? Well sir that is some news.

 

PS  I think I just answered my own question after blogging this.  After dealing w/ Manti Teo and his fake g/f and teddy bridgewater dressing in drag people are probably just relieved and shocked to see someone live the  American Dream of being a college QB.

The Cape Cod Bridges are deathtraps!

The Cape Bridges are to people from suburban Boston what Southside Chicago is for anyone from the Midwest.  You basically cross the bridge or enter the Southside at your own risk.  You may survive, you may die, basically your fate is in a higher power’s hands. I just came back from the Cape on a family vacation so I had the utter joy of driving over the Cape Bridges twice in a week and I survived.  (thank you Allah! Uh oh this blog just got flagged by the Feds now, hey any publicity is good publicity right?) Driving over these things is legit probably the scariest and most life threating thing I have done in the past 10 years.  The lanes are so goddamn small because the fucking bridge was built in 1930 for Model T type cars and not for 18 wheelers and monster truck size SUVs.  Then traffic is zooming right at you from the other side because there is no fucking divider.  Also there is always the prick who thinks is a brilliant idea to switch lanes in the middle of the bridge and THEN there’s a sidewalk on the bridge which is the dumbest fucking thing ever.  It’s just inviting all people from southeastern Massachusetts who are suffering from chronic depression an easy out clause.  Can you imagine the meetings they had in the 1930’s, like the guy who spoke up and said “Hey I think a sidewalk should be included?”  WTF?  Who thought that was a good idea.? To top it all off when you get to the Cape side of the bourne bridge you get to experience the rotary which is always the biggest clusterfuck ever.  The guys who made these bridges were all hammered on the job, that’s the only excuse.

The Cleveland Browns FINALLY do something right!

It’s Monday, I just got back from vacation so I need something to cheer me up and this was the cure.  I am not going to lie I choked up a little here.  Classy move by the Browns.

Cody Ross is whining like a bitch

Honest to shit I can not stand when athletes do this crap.  “wah I was lied too” or “wah I was disrespected”.  Grow a pair Cody!!! I mean do you realize how many times in our working career, cube monkeys like myself are lied too?  I think I have already been lied to about 3 times today by my superiors alone, (Note:  it was only 1230 when I wrote this) so seriously Cody no one cares.  ESPECIALLY when you end up getting a 3 year $26 million contract anyway from Arizona.  Could the Red Sox have kept you for cheaper than Victorino? Probably yes, but two things I firmly believe Victorino is better than Ross. (stats below) and lastly the Sox wanted to remove  everything associated with the 2012 season.  Ross was a good solider when he was here, but he was a victim of circumstance so to speak.  I hate even using the term victim for Ross, guy still struck it rich. In short fuck him.

Shane Victorino 79 Games, .290 BA, 7 HR, 34 RBI (Fielding 2 Errors, 7 Assists) 3 Gold Gloves 2 All Star Games

Cody Ross 89 Games, .279 BA, 7 HR, 35 RBI (Fielding 0 Errors, 4 Assists) 1 NLCS MVP

 

 

Mexico! Watch Out....

because we are going to take that fattest country in the world title back next year.  You can't keep us down Mexico. Honestly this sandwich looks quacktastic! I'm honestly more turned on my this sandwich than any supermodel's picture in the most recent SI swimsuit edition.  One problem w/ this culinary work of art is that it is still sold at Dunkin Donuts.  Just getting weird vibes that I should not eat lunch at Dunkin Donuts. I feel that its because you always get coffee there so its just seems like an odd place to get lunch.  If they start selling fountain soda at DD, I'd probably eat lunch there everyday.