Monday, August 26, 2013

Will Gale Bedekker always be known as Gale Bedekker?

To me yes, but I am a huge Breaking Bad guy, but I think almost every white person in the world is a Breaking Bad fan.  I don't think its a bad thing.  I have actually seen him in two things since he was offed by Jesse.  He was in Lincoln and he's got a big role in the new AMC series Low Winter Sun. The guy is a really good actor, but each time I see him I say "oh what's Gale up to now?"

PS: look up the cast of episode 14.  Krazy 8, Jane, Mike and Gale return.  Holy Eff!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Best Law & Order SVU episode ever is airing this fall

Well this will be interesting. I can not wait to watch this episode.  It will be appointment viewing at the McGuire household.  My bet is that a racist restaurant owner demands that her black cook use more butter in this cooking, but the black cook has a conscience and is worried about the ongoing obesity problem in the black community.  He refuses to use more butter in his cooking.  Tension builds between the racist owner and the black cook.  One night the racist owner is drinking heavily with a fellow racist patron and bitching about Obamacare, the chef who is clearly agitated makes  a comment about how Obamacare is good for the middle-class.  Tension is at all  time high.  The cook goes back to the kitchen, the racist patron throws down a shot of Jack, says goodbye to the racist owner and walks out the door.  The owner is still agitated and follows the cook into the kitchen.  The owner sees a butcher knife missing from the kitchen and senses the cook is going to stab her.  She grabs the nearest sharp object (a butter knife) and walks into the back of the kitchen.  The walk in cooler door is ajar.  The racist owner walks in and the cook shouts "Hey, you still here?" startled by his loud voice the owner jabs the butter knife into the cooks throat and he falls down, convulses and dies.  The owner sees the butcher knife outside the walk in cooler door.  She grabs a towel, picks up the knife and places it in the dead cooks right hand.  Queue the law and order music, cut to commercial.
OMG! We're out of butter!!!!!


Ichiro really only has 2,722 hits

Everyone is going nuts saying Ichiro has 4,000 hits this morning, but then I look up his stats today on Baseball Reference and he only has 2,722 hits so MLB is counting the other 1,278 hits from Japan.  Talk about the wussification of America.  Do not get me wrong Ichiro is still a HOF, but let’s stop jerking him off here for just a minute. I mean under these rules all MLB players should count their AAA hits and college hits right?  I do not know why Ichiro gets to include his Japan League hits. My Grandfather is rolling over in his grave right now over this shit.
Why are they cheering me for 4,000 hits?? Oh ya that's right, Americans suck at math.


Gronk gives Brockton kids $45,000 worth of football equipment

I guarantee you will not here about this from the anti – patriots jihadists (Felger, Mazz, Borges, I'm looking at you), whose job is to portray Gronk as a guy who just parties and doesn’t care about his team or healing his body.  Nope, you will not hear this story from them because that would not help their jihadist agenda.  Anything or anyone who makes the Patriots look good is considered an infidel, and the story is not reported and silenced.  This explains why you are reading about it in the Brockton Enterprise and not the Globe or Herald.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

India is Bullshit about the price of Onions

People protesting, governments falling Shit is getting real in India.  So bad now, that people are robbing onion trucks.  I was always under the assumption that India was a peaceful country, which they typically are but if you fuck with their food, you are in a world of pain. 
ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

LSD is good for you

I get this, if you are some crazy asshole who walks around saying they see demons but then you take LSD, then you really are fucking seeing demons, so BOOM mental health problem solved. Now you really are seeing the demons because you’re on LSD buddy, might even see a flying submarine and a pink elephant or two as well buddy, which is a lot more enjoyable then seeing demons.  Honestly we are getting to the point now that all drugs that are illegal are really good for you.  Plus shit like meth and bath salts are basically making doing LSD seem as dangerous as talking advil now. I would not be surprised if next week we hear a story that Meth use cures toothaches.  Actually that is true when you think of it, I mean you use meth, you lose all your teeth so you can’t have toothaches.  I think I just made an amazing scientific discovery.
Alice? did you drop acid again?

Slackers want 63% raise.

You give these occupy hippies a 63%   and next year they’ll ask for a 150% raise and then 10 years from now the whole country will go to shit because then everyone would make a livable wage, have a decent 401k and health insurance . I mean if that happens who are corporations and the government going to oppress?  I mean wants the point of being rich when you can’t drive by a crappy neighborhood and says things like “shit that must suck” or seeing a dude work for 8.50 an hour at Dunkin and say “glad Im not that guy” you give these type of people decent wages and it ruins the morale of this country.
yeah, that's right I work at BK and drive a beamer