Intellectual counterpoints to today's mainstream news agenda from the couch of a suburban father of two.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Scumbag steals 3 year old’s IPAD, cop buys him a new one.
This is a just a simple good vs. evil story right here. I mean on one side you have someone without a
soul stealing a kids IPD, but then on the other side, you have a cop going out
of his way to buy the little boy a new one.
I know I'm an asshole sometimes and bitch about cops, but not in this
case. I hope we find out who the cop is, but I bet we wont because this cop is just doing a selfless act, more
worried about the kid than anything else.
And to the person who stole this little boys I-pad, I hope you have
irritable bowels for the rest of your life and get locked in a cell with no
toilet paper.
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Cro just killing people at Jets practice
You just know coach BB offered to pay a week of Cro's child support to make this happen. How else could this sack of shit be motivated to do this at Jets practice. The team sucks, the coach is a lame duck and you are the laughing stock of the NFL. What can motivate a man with more children than the population of a small town in Iowa? hmmm. BB's genius never surprises me.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Toronto Transit Workers Refuse to Wear Red, White and Blue Uniforms
These communist assholes are claiming they will not wear these new uniforms because they are the same colors as the Montreal Canadiens. But lets get real here, you cant bullshit a bullshitter Canada. The reason you refuse to wear these uniforms is because you hate America and are the #1 supporters of Al Qaeda. I don't care if Toronto is not part of America, everyone should be honored to wear the red, white and blue, so to lie about it and say its because Montreal has the same colors. Get the fuck out of here. Also any country that spells color "colour" and uses the metric system should be considered an enemy of the state.
How is weei still in business?
Honestly has this station reached rock bottom yet? Probably not. We need to wait till the Red Sox pull away from there contract with weei before the station is officially dead. With today's news of the celtics leaving the station and possibly going to the sports hub why would a) anyone even listen to weei and b) more importantly why would anyone advertise on their station? I honestly can't think of one thing they have done right in the past 5 years. Fired dale Arnold and replacing him with some guy I have never heard of, firing big o and replacing him with some guy I have never heard of and just refusing to fire Dennis and Callahan and giving them two other guys to replace meterparel which just is not working. The only bright spot they had was giving Jen Royle a weekend show but then she left for herald radio. It's just mind boggling how they just continue to fuck up. All in all by this time next year weei won't even exist.
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
Papa John's won't tell the public what ingredients are in their "Pizza"
The shit that Papa John's makes doesn't even deserve to be qualified as "pizza". I don't know what to call it. Lets just call it shit because I cant think of another creative term at the moment.
Overall, fast food chains have been in the news a lot
lately. But the stuff in the news has
all been pretty pointless. You know,
like Fast Food is bad for you and these places won’t list their
ingredients. But at the same time this
is America so if you don’t know fast food is not good for you then you are a
moron and also if you think it is shady that a some fast food places wont list their
ingredients then just don’t eat there.
Listen Papa Johns pizza is awful, so I am not going to eat there if they
tell me they make their pepperoni out of Kobe Beef and their tomatoes are some rare crossbreed made in a lab by Stephen Hawking, but what the eff are we
talking about here? When you order a
pizza you already know the ingredients, I mean you as the consumer pick the
effn ingredients. Pizza is sauce, dough,
cheese, and whatever effn toppings you
choose. And since papa john’s gives
their pizza away all the time for about $11 for a large pie you can bet you’re
ass all the ingredients are frozen and the lowest quality. So I don't know why this is even a story. I think the bigger story I have is why does Papa John only wear red shirts? and why does this asshole always have to be in the commercials telling us that his pizza is so effn great. Bro, buy some new shirts and get the eff out of your commercials. I don't even eat your pizza and I'm sick of looking at your ugly mug.
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England wants to move the Qatar World Cup to another country because it’s too hot there…
Wusses! 50 degrees? Get out there in play
Get out there in play! Oh wait that’s Celsius, which is 122 in how we actually report weather in America. Yikes! That could be a little hot! Giving Qatar the World Cup in 2022 was the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but they are the richest country in the world so they just paid there way to get the cup. The EPL is whining if Qatar decides to play the World Cup in the winter that the EPL will not move their season around to accommodate a winter World Cup. Since the EPL is the richest soccer league in the world this is basically a pissing contest between a bunch of rich people. One side is angry white Euro guys the other side is rich middle eastern oil barons. All in all this World Cup in Qatar is going to happen. You want to know why? ITs because Qatar has more money and power than anyone else in the whole fucking world. The EPL is basically like a bunch of Occupy Wall Street hippies to Qatar. Yes it will be hot, but don’t you think FIFA should of noticed that before granting them the World Cup. Hello its in the desert. Who is running FIFA Lloyd Christmas? Cut the sh*t. Anyway all the stadiums will be air-conditioned so the players can quit their bitching. And as for spectators, if you want to risk your life and go to a middle eastern country to watch soccer, be my guest. I think terrorism would be more of a concern for you then the effn heat.
Get out there in play! Oh wait that’s Celsius, which is 122 in how we actually report weather in America. Yikes! That could be a little hot! Giving Qatar the World Cup in 2022 was the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but they are the richest country in the world so they just paid there way to get the cup. The EPL is whining if Qatar decides to play the World Cup in the winter that the EPL will not move their season around to accommodate a winter World Cup. Since the EPL is the richest soccer league in the world this is basically a pissing contest between a bunch of rich people. One side is angry white Euro guys the other side is rich middle eastern oil barons. All in all this World Cup in Qatar is going to happen. You want to know why? ITs because Qatar has more money and power than anyone else in the whole fucking world. The EPL is basically like a bunch of Occupy Wall Street hippies to Qatar. Yes it will be hot, but don’t you think FIFA should of noticed that before granting them the World Cup. Hello its in the desert. Who is running FIFA Lloyd Christmas? Cut the sh*t. Anyway all the stadiums will be air-conditioned so the players can quit their bitching. And as for spectators, if you want to risk your life and go to a middle eastern country to watch soccer, be my guest. I think terrorism would be more of a concern for you then the effn heat.
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Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Mexican Chick says Domino's is the Best Pizza Ever.
I knew living in Mexico was bad with the rampant corruption, the cartels,working for 75 cents an hour and water than gives you 24/7 diarrhea,
but I DID NOT think that it would be this bad. So bad that you would think Dominoes is the
best pizza ever? Dominoes could
not even take it seriously, because they know the shit they sell you is just
dough w/ cheese. No wonder so many people from Mexico are crossing the border illegally and coming to America. I can just see families in Mexico weighing the pro and cons of traveling thru the desert and coming to America. There is so doubt in my mind decent pizza is at the top of that list.
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