Friday, October 18, 2013

Do you wal mart

http://money.msn.com/business-news/article.aspx?feed=AP&date=20131017&id=17011818

Well this explains why the ninja turtles live in the sewer, because in today's society they wouldn't be allowed to hold a steady job, they would be too busy Saving people and in the eyes if Walmart that's against company policy. Good to know criminals have more rights than is. 

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

2013-2014 NHL Season Preview

I like watching hockey but I'm not going to pretend I'm Barry Melrose or Don Cherry and breakdown film for you.  But here are my total team points over/under predictions based for the 2013-2014 season.  I got the over/under lines from this article.

East
Pittsburgh Penguins -- 108.5             Under
New York Rangers -- 98.5                 Over
Washington Capitals -- 93.5               Under
Philadelphia Flyers -- 92.5                 Under
New York Islanders -- 89.5                Over
Columbus Blue Jackets – 85.5          Over
Carolina Hurricanes -- 84.5               Under
New Jersey Devils -- 79.5                   Over

Boston Bruins -- 102.5                       Over
Detroit Red Wings -- 97.5                   Over
Toronto Maple Leafs -- 96.5              Under
Montreal Canadiens -- 94.5               Under
Ottawa Senators -- 93.5                      Over
Tampa Bay Lightning -- 88.5            Under
Buffalo Sabres -- 83.5                        Under
Florida Panthers -- 75.5                     Over


East Finals
Detroit over Boston

 
West
Chicago Blackhawks -- 105.5            Over
St. Louis Blues -- 99.5                        Under
Minnesota Wild -- 94.5                       Over
Colorado Avalanche -- 86.5               Over
Dallas Stars -- 86.5                             Under
Nashville Predators -- 84.5                 Under
Winnipeg Jets -- 82.5                          Over

Los Angeles Kings -- 98.5                  Over
Vancouver Canucks -- 95.5               Under
San Jose Sharks -- 94.5                     Over
Anaheim Ducks -- 90.5                      Under
Edmonton Oilers -- 89.5                    Over
Phoenix Coyotes -- 85.5                     Over
Calgary Flames -- 74.5                      Under


West Finals
Chicago over Minnesota

Stanley Cup Finals

Detroit over Chicago

Well there you have it.  No way in hell these predictions are wrong.  Oh ya they play 82 games this year and not 48, so by the time the Stanley Cup playoffs have started your mortgage will probably be paid off.  Enjoy the season.


The Celtics made suck next year but

at least Abby Chin will be the sideline reporter.  Smart move by CSNNE. Hey I admire Dickerson's sideline reporting too, but I'm sorry he's just not as good looking as Abby Chin.  Women will probably love this hire more than the men.  "OH MY GOD! WHAT is she wearing".  So it's a win win for everyone. The best news from this Chad Finn article is that Tanguay and Marshall are gone as the pre and post game show hosts.  I think every Celtics fan did an 80's jump when they heard that news.  Kyle Draper is 1,000 X more likeable that those two ass clowns.  I think he'll do a solid job. I also like the Chris Herren idea.  A local guy broadcasting the games, I think that will be cool.  The only thing I don't like about this news is hearing that Ainge may also do color commentary.  Come on Danny, focus on running the team, and don't preach to me about the Church of Latter Day Saints while Im watching horrible professional basketball.

Just a tad better looking than Dickerson

Army / BC game might get cancelled

because of Obama! (if your republican) or Congress holding america hostage! (if your a democrat) Clearly we can't rely on our government to resolve this silly matter, so I'm calling on BC to do the right thing and forfeit this game to Army. That would be the only noble thing for BC to do.  Forfiet the game, put a gigantic risk on the chance of getting 6 wins and playing in the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl and give the W to Army.  Don't disappoint me Superfans.